A husband stumbled home incredibly late after a wild night of drinking and rang the doorbell.
From inside, his wife snapped, “Where have you been at this hour? I am absolutely not opening this door. You can sleep outside tonight!”
Knowing there was a deep well sitting right in the courtyard, the husband smirked and called back, “If you don’t open this door right now, I’m going to jump into the well and end it all!”
The wife yelled back, “Do whatever you want, I’m not falling for your drama!”
The husband quietly picked up a massive, heavy stone and threw it directly into the well. SPLASH! Panic-stricken, the wife sprinted out of the house and rushed toward the well to save him. The second she passed him in the dark, the husband slipped right through the open front door and locked it securely behind him.
Realizing she had been played, the furious wife banged on the door. “Open this door right now, or I’ll scream at the top of my lungs and wake up the entire neighborhood!”
The husband leaned out the window and replied, “Go ahead, let them gather! I’ll just ask you right in front of them where the hell you’re coming from so late at night, dressed in nothing but your nightgown.”
