The Preacher Prepared for the Worst… Then the Kid Spoke Up
A preacher, a kid, a doctor, and a lawyer all went on an afternoon plane ride
About an hour in the plane begins to feel turbulence and after a few minutes the pilot comes back and says “there’s nothing I can do we’re going down” so he grabs a parachute and he jumps
The doctor hops up and says “I have lives to save I can’t d*e!” So he grabs a parachute and he jumps
The lawyer runs up next and says “I’m the smartest man in the world I can’t d*e!” So he grabs a parachute and he jumps
Then the preacher looks at the kid and says “well son it’s been a good long run for me and if God says it’s my time then it must be so. You take the last parachute and go.”
The kid looks back and says “well sir I don’t think it’s quite your time yet”
The preacher says “why is that?”
The kid says “well sir there’s still two parachutes cause the smartest man in the world just took my backpack.”
